Let Them Eat Candles

'You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'

- Bob Hope (1903-2003)

Why America Is The Way It Is

'I believe that a loss of independent internal power by our Confederate states and an acquisition of supreme power by the federal department,or by any branch of it will substantially establish a consolidated republic over all the territories of the United States though a federal phraseology might remain; that this consolidation would produce a monarchy however limited, checked and balanced would finally become a complete tyranny.'

- John Taylor (1753-1824), 'Tyranny Unmasked' (1805)

Jesus on Analgesics

' They came to a place named Golgotha, which means "Place of a Skull". There they gave Jesus some wine mixed with a drug to ease the pain. But when Jesus tasted what it was, he refused to drink it."

- Matthew, 27:33-34