Temporarily Financially Embarrassed

'I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation.'

- Mike Todd, American Movie Producer (1907 - 1968).

Prudent Avoidance

'Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.'

- Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist
  ( 1958 - ).

Disambiguity

'The marvellous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.'

- British comedian Ronnie Barker